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Click on Me   To all those people who will never read this because they probably can't read but they can vote. And they get all their info from the tube. That tells them they can get to heaven for a few bucks, drugs that cure everything, buy a home with no money, become a millionaire just for buying their tapes, books, etc. then pumps a few hours of sports crap and soap operas and they are happy and headed to the polls armed with all the knowledge of TV. The only bright spot is that most of these people won't vote because their afraid to miss some TV or the old standard duh my vote won't count. They don't know how true that statement really is. All the people who let this two party system put such a lying fool in the highest office in the country, With all his pre indicted Dad's convicted henchmen back in even higher positions, like father like son,. read his lips GUSH* & BORE WAR MICHAEL SAVAGE WEINER International Monetary Fraud. TV in general WTO LIARS FREAKENFOOD RACISM MAC MALL   LITTER BUGS Cigarette butt tossers cell phones, stupid, apathetic people, high rent, speed freaks, morons, zealots, just about any god damn thing that pisses me off. WE KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE WE CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING, SO EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE? IF NOT JUST CLICK YOUR LITTLE MOUSE RIGHT HERE AND TYPE IN WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY	Resident Select GWB* "Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." attributed to Communist Tyrant -- Josef Stalin "The people can always be brought to do the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism." -- Hermann Goering "Those who are willing to trade liberty for security, deserve neither." -- Thomas Jefferson. "I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. ... corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed." -- Abraham Lincoln, Nov. 21, 1864 "When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." --Richard Milhouse Nixon   "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." --Ronald Reagan "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." --Henry Kissinger "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is "to be prepared."--Dan Quale "If you make peaceful change impossible..... you make violent revolution inevitable." -- John F Kennedy "George Bush is the worst candidate. He is a corporation running for office, disguised as a person." ~Ralph Nader "The only difference [between Gush and Bore, is the velocity with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock at the door." -- Ralph Nader Do you think this site is worth keeping together? Do you want to see lots of ad banners flashing in your face all over our pages, how about popups so fast you can't close them all or do you think it could be publicly funded? How much do you spend on newspapers? Is a dollar a month to much? How about an inexpensive bumper sticker? Let us know, get involved. Get  Your  LCFP  bumper  stickers  here! another million dollar idea , not worth a nickel Thanks to the few of you who did get some of the stickers Disclaimer Here is a little section for all of Lake County. Click on a town and see what they might have to say. If you don't see your town maybe you need to step forward and become the local reporter for that town let us know. Lakeport Kelseyville Soda Bay  Nice Clearlake With Newest Reporter Jay me Kay    Contact Webslinger palindrome34@hotmail.com   Since 11/22/99 # 19550 hits since July 19 2006
This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MAKE THE PIE HIGHER I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty And potential mental losses. Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet Become more few? How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being And the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, Where our wings take dream. Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher! (Pass this on. Help cure mad Cowboy disease in the next election!)	Here is a perfect example of a 'money is everything ' corporation. People are just someplace to put a logo, for a price. The original design was bought for $30.00. Now, it's almost mandatory world wide, in every sport except maybe motor sports, which has been long overrun by corporate sponsorship. Unless you're blind you're going to see the swoosh everyday. They have moved manufacturing from Portland to some third world country so they can exploit their workers and make even more money. How much is enough?